Avast ye Sooners - heave to and prepare to be boarded!! Arrrr!

Lots of smack in the media about Texas Tech's chances against Oklahoma Saturday night. But they are forgetting one thing. "There be pirates in them waters mate!" The black flag has been run up, and Captain Leach has ordered battle speed, with LT Harrell and first mate Crabtree leading the assault.

"Avast ye sooners, the Red Raiders are comin', heave to and prepare to be boarded!"